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Conductor:Yako nanu 3sala visil hodedru bus nillista illa?

Driver:Nan magane, illi nanu break hodedrene bus nilta illa, innu nan nin visilge nillutta?!! GNSD

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Yaro Bareda Msg Yar Yaro Odhi

Yar Yarigo Frwrd Madi Yar Yaro delete Madi Yar Yarigo Kalsi Yar Yarigo Parichaya Aagi Yar Yarigo Sneha Aagi Yar Yaro PREETHI Madi Yar Yarno Ond Madi Yar Yaranno Bere Bere Mado Yar Yarigo Jagala Madiso Ee MSG Yaru Kalisiddu Anta Tale Kedskobedi NANANTHU ALLA.gm

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1 Putta prema kavana:

Mathadi Mathadi Phone Nalli Mathadi! Mathadi Mathadi Phone Nalli Mathadi!! Lover Kaikottaga Maradalli Nethadi!! Ha ha haa..:-)

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Jeevana anno dariyali nimma santhosha anno deepa belagali,aa belaku sneha anno darige belakagi kushi tarali, aa kushi shashvathavagi nimagirali. G.M

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Hubli Joke:

BOY-I luv U le..! Girl-Jhaadsi Vadhye Andra Bijapur Olag Hog Beelti Magna..! Boy-Swalpa Hagur Vadhi va,Nang Bagalkotdag Swalp Kelsa Aiti.

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Teacher-lo gunda india ge swathantra 12 gantege banthu is it right or wrong.

gunda:-sorry madam nanu 10 gantege malgibittidde..:) GØØD MORNING....

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Ondu"Hoo" Helithu I love U Antha. Ondu"Nagu" Helithu I like U Antha. Ondu"Ring" Helithu I marry U Antha. But Nana"msg" Helithu Nimage GM antha.

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Huttuvaga "Amma" aluvaga "amma" naguvaga "amma" biddaga "amma" navu yelliddaru yavagalu jothe erthare"amma" kaarana avarindale sikkide namma "januma"Gn

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Preeti jivanada modalane puta.

Savu jivanada koneya puta. One difference enu andre "Savu" ellarigu barute . But "preeti" ellarigu sigolla........gn

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Nago Kannugal Hinde Kanniru irutte Kopisuva Kannugal Hinde Priti irutte Geluvina Kannugal Hinde Parishrama irutte, E msg Hinde Nimm Nenapu Sada Erutte.. Gm

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MAGIC:

Ondu glass thampu nirannu thegolli matthu adannu nimma pakkadali iddavara thale mele haaki ee thampu niru avarannu bisi madutthe...!try it.. G n.

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Ondsala sardarna radio kettu Hoyitu..

Aga sardar radio Bicchida.. Adaralli ondu GIRALE sattittu.. Aga sardar Helida?.. "OH MY GOD SINGER IS DEAD".

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"Sowndaryada bagge kanasu kanbedi, adu nimma badukannu haalumadutthe. Badukina bagge kanasu kani nimma jeevanadalli sowndarya thorisutte

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Preeti ondu

gulabi. Aritu muttidare hoove, maretu muttidare mullu, so... Mosa madi preeti madi ok, but preeti madi mosa madabedi %good morning%

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"Nenapu bari mathinalli edre mareyalu sulaba"... Aadre, "Nenapu hrudayadallidre mareyalu kasta".... So, u r always in my heart forever...gud mrng dr:-)

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Maduvege banda hiriyaru hakutiddaru akki kaalu..,

Wa wa wa wa.... Alle idda padde hudugaru hakutiddaru hakkige kaalu.., Wa wa wa wa...

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Appa: Lo magne eddelu gante 10aytu vivekanandru yan helidare heli eddeli anta helliva. . maga: Avru helirodu Sari appa adre timings helilla.....

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Galiskond mele artha agodu "GOURAVA",

uliskond mele artha agodu "NAMBIKE", Kalkondu mele artha agodu "PREETHI" Thilkondu mele artha agodu "SNEHA"...@

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"Hoovina" jeevana gidaddalli"

"chandrana" jeevana "aakashadalli" "srimantara" jeevana "duddinalli" "snehitara" jeevana putta "sms" nalli.

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Teacher : yako marks card nalli marks tiddidiya ? Student: Neeve helidralla Namma Tappanna Nave Tidkobeku anta .,ADAKKE.

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Srd: Nanu mundina tinglu Varadakshineya virudda chaluvali madteni.

Gunda: E tingalalle madu. Srd: E tinglu nan Maduve ide Next tinglu nan tangi madve ide.

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Girl:1 Sundaravada Kavana helu?

Boy:Ninna Nodidaga Naanu nanne marethe Girl:super kano Amele? . . Boy:Nin Tangina Nodidaga Na Ninne Marethe..!gn

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Gundanige 25 jana maklu.

. Timma: family planning navru manege barlilva? . Gunda: bandidru, Anganvadi ankondu vapas hodru.!!gm

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Ondu putta hrudaya. nooraru snehitaru. ellarannu vishwasadinda kaanuva dodda manassu . Aa manassige nanna e manasu heluttide

.SHUBHODAYA.

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Challenge 4u

Anna tangi schoolge hoguvaga ondu vastu kelage billute. kelage bidda vastu mattu avaribar hesaru same? Brain power iddare answer madi.
Ans: Suryakaanthi

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Naanu ninnanne nenedu kuthidde.., a kushiyalli nanna kanninda 1 drop kanniru bittu.. Naanu kannirannu kelide, yaake horatogtiya antha? Adakke kanniru heltu nin kannalli nin SWEET FREIND thumbiruvaga nangelli jaaga..

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Nimage free iddhaga yavatthadaru namma manege banni .. ..

Nimage namma maneyalli, Coldrink, Chicken, Briyani, Alu Panneer, Gulab Jamun, ICEcream, Badham juice, Chikku juce, kalmi kabab, Tanduri chicken, Ivelladhara, Photo Thoristeeni. Barthira.... Thane. .:-P

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Shilpi kallannu kuttidare adu"KALE".. Shilpi kallannu kuttidare adu"KALE"

Wah! Wah! Ade kallininda shilpiyannu kuttidare adu"KOLE" wah..!..wah.

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1000 rupaige yen thagondru 1 watch free..!

Next day angadiyalli galate.. Why? Sardarji 1000 rupaige chillare thagonda., watch free bekanthe.! Good night

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Techar: e aplication form ge yara photo antisiddiya?

Gunda: nam bhavandu. Techar: yake? Sardar: Form nalli kelidare nim bhava chitra antisi antha.. good m

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Naguve Jeevanada PALLAVI Aagali.

Mamateye Jeevanada USIRAGALI. Munde Baruva yella Dinagalu, Nimma Baalina NANDA DEEPAVAGALI. G .M

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Swargadalli Rambha,

Urvashi dance madtha idru.. Veerapan & others watching & enjoying. But, Dr.Rajkumar sitting & thinking "che, kannu yakadru daana madidno.."

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Nimma Huvinanta Manasalli Sneha Anno Jenu Sada Irali,

Swargakintalu Migilada Nim HrudayadalliNanna Preetiya Snehake Putta Jagavirali.

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Surya Malgidare Kathalaguthe..

Chandra Malagidare Belakaguthe.. Aadre.. Nan Malagidare? .. . . . .. .
NIDDE BARUTHE.. Aste !i!l Nivu try Madi.:) ~Gud 9t

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Son:Appa GULABI gida nettu 3 week adru BERU bitte Ella.

Appa:Adu ninage hege gottu? Son:Adannu nanu DINA KITTHU nodtha iddene..! GM

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Sardar1-Exam time alli nan maglu TV,phone,computer, Yavdannu muttalla gotta.!

sardar2-Ayyo..! Aden maha, nan maga Bukke muttalla!

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Appa:Ninne ratri roomali en madta Idde.

. Maga:Odutta Idde appa . Appa:mate light kanista Irlila . Maga:Odo intrestali light hakode maretu bitte appa.

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Boy:

Priye, nanu ninagoskara hetthavaranne bittu bande Gotta..! . Girl: Nanu Aste kano, . Ninagoskara chinnadanta nan 2 makkalanne bittu bande.. gotha

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Huvu yavagalu nagutirabeku. Hrudaya yavaglu midiyutirabeku. Gadiyara yavagalu tirugutirabeku hage nimma jeevanadalli "NAGU" Sada minugutirabeku.. G.m have a nice day

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Naguvemba pushpakke nirredavanu NEENE:-)

Naguvanu kalisidavanu NEENE :-) Naguvige anda kothavanu NEENE :-) Nagu mudada nanni mogadali endendigu nagu mudisuva GELEYA NEENE:-)

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Savira nadigalige sagara sangama

Aa sagarada madilali alegala sambrama Savira taaregalige naguve chandrama Aa chandrana naguvigintha sundara nimma e Geletana. GOOD NIGHT. SWEET DREAMS.

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"Jyothi yavude

irali Belaku mukhya" "Preethi yavude irali manasu mukhya" "Jaathi yavude irali manaviyate mukhya" "SNEHA yarade irali guna mukhya" Gm

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Maralinalli bareda aksharavannu hariyuva niru alisabahudu. adre Manasinalli moodibanda snehavannu yarindalu alisalagadu. that is "friendship".

Gm hv flwrful day

tease

Tchr-Yav Govt deptmentanalli mahileyaru work maduvudilla?

Student-Agni shamaka Dala Tchr-Adu hege? Student-Avarige benki hachhodu gottu Aarisodu gottilla:-):-):-):)

kavana

Mathadokke saavira iddharu kelavomme mathadak aagade hoguthe.

Aaa novina hesare . . . . . . . . . . . Hallu novu.. Nimma toothpaste nalli uppu idhiya?

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Teacher : gunda bhoomigu chandranigu henu sambanda gunda : sir anna thangi sambanda teacher : hege gunda : bhoomige thayi anthivi chandranige mama anthivi sir.

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..Jeevanadalli yavattu geluvanne padeyokagalla.

Adare solu yavattu jeevanavalla.... Adre... Solu barade yavattu jeevana gellodilla... Gud mg...:)

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KOGILE hadodu yake gotta ? Tanna jeevanada dukka mareyoke. NAVILU kuniyodu yake gotta ? Tanna jeevanada besara kaleyoke. JENU gunugutta rasa hirodu yake gotta ? Yellara bayi sihi madodakke. NANU msg kalisodu yake gotta ? Kelasa ella antaalla ... Nimma nenapu sada ide anta thilisoke. @g.m@ have a nice day

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Naguva manasu nimdu,

nagiso manasu nandu. msg odo abyasa nimdu, kaliso abyasa nandu. malagi nidrisuva aase nimdu, Yebbisi good morning helo ase nandu. @gud mrng@

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(~_~)Nenapina Kanasige

(~_~)Kanasina Maathige (~_~)Maathina Mohake (~_~)Mohada Preethige (~_~)Preethiya 'FRIEND' ge Na Heluve Munjaney shubodaya. G.m

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Sardarge conductor kelsa sikthu.

1 dina bus ful rash aithu swalpanu jaga irlilla. Aavaga Sardar:- "right right.... Nanu next busge bartene" Gud evening

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"HUTTU" nammadalla

"SAAVU" nammadalla "BHOMI" nammadalla ee "PRAKRUTI" nammadalla AADRE nammadu anta namma jote irodu kevala "NAMBIKE-SNEHA"gn

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Hoovenantha manasu chinnadantha guna muthinantha maathu Aathmiyathe thumbida HRUDAYA Yavaglu nimmadagirali Aa hrudayadali nanna "NENAPIGE" putta jagavirali:Gn

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Solle kaata thalalarade sardar manchada kelge malgidda.

Aaga allige banda 1minchu hulana nodi Solle andkondu helida ayyo papi.! batery tagondu illigu bandya.Gn

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Appa: Ondu kaala ittu, hattu rupai tagondu hogi dinasi, haalu, mosaru yella tarta idvi

Maga: Ega adella nadeyolla, yella angadilu camera hakirtare...;

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Bayasiddu Sigalla.....

Sikkaddu ishtavagalla..... ishtavagiddu Jotegirolla..... Jotegidru Namage Kushi Kodolla..... ide Nijavada jivana..... Alva..? Gn

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Andhakaara ellellu eralu. nimmannu katthalu aavarisiralu. devarannu smarisi aathanalla belaku needuvanthe prarthisi.matthe prarthisi estella maadiyu belaku baarade katthalu hage ulididdare koodale carent bill katbidi.

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Male baruvudarinda aguva upayoga 1.antharjaala hecchala. 2. Vyavasaayakke anukula. 3.koneyadagi bharatha cricket thandavannu solininda ulisuvudu.

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HEEGU UNTE

2012 kke pralaya agutte janru saytare adaru nammalli kaduva katta kadeya prashne... nammellara "Tithi " madvavaru yaru..? Yaru.?Yaru..?

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Hudugaru

Preethigaagi, hudugiyara hesaralli "Thaj mahal" "Aramane" kattisthare . Hudugiru, hudugara Preethigaagi 1 'BAR' aadru kattisabarde..? en anthira?

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Gunda: Docter,

Nange Uta Aadmele Hasivu Aagalla, Malagi Yedmele Nidre Baralla.. Yenmadodu..? Docter:Raatri yeddu Bisilalli Kutko Sari Aagatte..!:* Good 9t...

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Suka iddre Jagattu Sundara Ansute, Dukka idre Jagattu besara Anisute, Jivanadalli "HRUDAYAKE" hatiravadavaru illadidre Nirina Hani Kooda Visha ansutte....?

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ERUVE: guru naale

ninna chaddi beku.. AANE: Sisya nan chaddi ninage agodilla bidu.. ERUVE: illa macha naale nan magala madve ide "SHAMIYAANA" haakabeku..gn

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Conductor:Ticket thagolo.

Boy:Munde thagondidare. C:Yaaru thagondilla B:hagadre hinde thagondidare C:yaaru thagondilla B:mathe nan matra yake thagobeku? GN

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Ajja: Lo gunda nin teacher barthidare bachitko! Gunda: modalu nin bachitko! Ajja: yako gunda?

Gunda: nin satthiddiya antha1 week schoolge raja hakiddini.

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INCOME TAX OFFICER-

nagatha iddha. CLERK-yenaithu sir? OFICER-mallika sharawat file nodtha iddini. battene hakalla avlu. LAUNDRY CHARGE 10 laksa torsiddale

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Exam Pass adre

Meshtru: Nan Shishya alva, Amma: Chamundi Krupe, Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane. Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona. But Fail adre: Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Chyeste Mundedu, Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu, Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva, Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona. That is friendship.!

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Nimma Suka, Santhosha galu petrol Rate nante hechhaguttale irali.

Nimma Kasta, Nastagalu Deve Gowdana Thale Koodalenanthe kadime aguttale irali.

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TEACHER:Nin classmets yelru saryada timege classge bandare. ninobba yak letu?

GUNDA: gumpagi barodu kurigalu sir. SIMHA yavaglu singalage borodu.

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PARENTS : Namma hudugige enu tinnada kudiyada yava abhyasagalu illada HUDUGA BEKU.

BROKER : Nimage anta huduga HOSPITALna ICU emergency wardnalli siktane!

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Preeti jeevanada modalane puta.

Savu jeevanada koneya puta. One difference enu andre "Savu"ellarigu siguthe. But "preeti"ellarigu sigolla.. H@py valentines day

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Heart kannige helithu,

nododu kadime madu, yakandre neenu nodidru novu anubhavisodu nanu. Kannu heartge helithu, jasthi neneskobeda, matthe alodu nane.,ge

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ಭಾವನೆಗಳುಬರಿದಾದಾಗ ಕಲ್ಪನೆ ಕಲ್ಲಾದಾಗ ಕನಸೆಲ್ಲಚೂರಾದಾಗ ಕಣ್ಣೀರು ಹರಿಸಿತ್ತು ಪ್ರೀತಿ.ಆದರೆ ನೊಂದ ಮನಸ್ಸಿನೊಂದಿಗೆ ಸ್ಪಂದಿಸಿ ಕಣ್ಣೀರ ಓರೆಸಿತ್ತು ಸ್ನೇಹ.

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CHINNA Sikkithendu BELLIya Mareyabedi "HOOVU" baditendu"GIDA" kadiyabedi.

Kelavomme Hosa friends sikkidru antha e"bada friend na" mareyabedi Δ GOOD EVeNING