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Joke

Gunda comes  to village after 6 years.
Gunda: En Subbanna oorinalli devvagalu jaasthi agide anthe?
Subbanna: Eno gothillappa naanu sattu aagle 5 varsha aythu...:)

Chutukagalu

-Cream biscuitnalli cream iruthe, adre benne biscuitnalli benne irutha..!!
-Train esthe fastaagi hodru koneya bhogi konege barodu..!!
-solle kachidre aane kaal roga baruthe, adre aane kachidre solle kaal barutha...!!!

Joke

Appa: Ishtondu kadime marksa..? Kapaalakke hodibeku anisthide nange..
Maga: Nangu haage anistide appa. Nadi hogona nange aa mestra mane gottu..!! :)

Hani

Jeeavnadalli thumba Bejaaradre, jigupse adre , Baduku beda annisidre, 1 uddaneya hagga thagondu yettaravaada marakke katti,
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Jokaali aadi. relax agutte..:)

Joke

Gunda: Devre nin nodbeku andre yaav bus hatbeku?
Devru: Magu nan nodbeku andre neenu yaav bus hatbekagilla , bus nin mele hattidre saaku...!!

Hani

Maleyalli nenedu bande,
maneyavarella nanna baidaru,
Amma matra seraginalli nanna thale oresi
baidalu.... nanagalla
Malege....

Joke

Wife: ree pakkadmane padma helidru,swargadalli ganda-hendtina ottige iralu bidalvante?
Husband: adukke adannu swarga anta karithare :)

ask

2010 ra NENAPUGALA BOOK.

1.Nimge happy aada dina ? 2.Nimge unhappy aada dina ? 3.Nimge istavada film? 4.Nimge sikka best friend ? 5.Mareyada nenapu? Reply fast.ly fast.

wish

Soluvudu Sulaba. Gelluvudu Kasta.Adake Nanu nimma geletanakke Sotiddu.Kasta Anodake Alla.Bcoz Nivu Yavaglu Gelbeku Anode

''Nan Aase''.Gud n8

wish

Saavu-

Yelli Hodru Himbalisutte, Preeti- Yelli Hodru Nammanna Sayisutthe, Aadre Gelethana- Yelle Hodru Nammanna Rakshisutte So believe in FRIENDSHIP.

wish

Gulabi gidadalli este mullu iddaru hoovu aralale beku hageye manassinalli este noviddaru mukhadalli nagu irale beku.

.keep smiling good morning

wish

Maathu Maretharu Manasu Mareyolla

Kanasu Maretharu Nenapu Mareyolla Premi Maretharu Prithi Saayolla Nivu Nanna Maretharu Na Nimma"SNEHA" Mareyolla.

joke

Exam ge hoda GUNDA 15 minitge manege banda.


APPA-Yako GUNDA istu bega bande?
GUNDA-nive helidiralla"Exam nalli Neene First barbeku antha".!!

yaake

Devastanadalli pujari gandasare irodu yaake?

mahileyaru yaakila? yochisi. yochisi. are gottilva ok heltini Bhaktara manasu Devara kade irli anta

joke

Hosadagi banda sosege aduge gottila.Book nodi madta idlu

Atte-enamma chapati hit mele devar gante yak itidi Sose-book nali kottidare hit kalsi 1 gante idi anta

story

;->Obba Hudga 1Dina Maleyalli Nadkondu Hogtha Idda.

Aaga 1 Hudugi Chathri Hidkondu Hogtha Idlu. Girl: Banni yake Maleli Nenithira. Boy: Parvagila. Girl: parvagila Banni Nangenu Abyanthra Illa. Boy: Parvagila Bidi Nanu Haage Hogthini. Moral of The Story; . . . Morallu Illa Storynu Illa Figure Chenagirlilla Aste.:->e Chenagirlilla Aste.:->

wish

Life nalli hodre vapas barde Eruvu:3

1 Prana 2 Yauwana 3 Kaala bandu hogovu:3 1 Roga 2 Aasti 3 Kasta bandu hogade Erovu:3 1 Vidye 2 priti 3 sneha....!
Doctorr: Daily execise madbeku.

Sardarji: Daily football, tennis,Cricket adthini sir. Dr:GOOD..!!! Dr; Yelli adthiyaa.? Sardarji: 'mobile'nalli..! Good n:-)
Jivavillada flower galanu kuda navu prithistivi..

adhre, namagoskara tanna jivavanne kodovrana yake prithi madodilla.? i love . . .
Chiken & fish.
Gunda: 1 varshadinda I Love You helta idini. Neen yenu helalva.

Girl: Nanu Principalge helbidtini. Gunda: beda kane avarige Maduve agide plz Nange helu.
Hrudaya da Novige illa "MULAAMU"
 wa..wa..wa..
 Hrudaya da Novige illa "MULLAMU"

Adakke yarannu LOVE Madilla "ABDUL KALAMU"
MANASU

summaniruvaga Bayi matadutte Bai summaniruvga KANNU matanadute kannu summaniruvga HRUDAYA matanadute Hurudaya summanadre DOCTOR heltare "I AM SORRY!".
Doordinda Nodidre adu Railu,

Dooradinda Nodidare Adu Railu, Wa Wa Wa Dooradinda Nodidare Adu Railu! Talebisi Madkobedi. Hattiradinda Nodidaro Adu Raile.
Teacher: samudra madhyadalli ond mango tree ide, aa mangoes na hege thagoltiri.?

Student: pakshi yagi hogi thagotini.? Teacher: pakshi tara ninna nim thatha madtana? Student: samudra madhyadalli gida nimappa idtana..
Tcher : yake late?

Stdnt : koli koogodu late aythu tcher : nammane hatra koli 5 gantege koogutthe stdnt : aa koli nammane hatra baroke 8 gante aagutthe dear gm.:-P

Joke

Gunda: 1 varshadinda I Love You helta idini. Neen yenu helalva.

Girl: Nanu Principalge helbidtini. Gunda: beda kane avarige Maduve agide plz Nange helu
Jivavillada flower galanu kuda navu prithistivi..

adhre, namagoskara tanna jivavanne kodovrana yake prithi madodilla.? i love . . . . Chiken & fish.

Joke

Yavattu Kelage Bidde Antha Feel Madbardu!

Nammalliruva Shakthiyannella Ondu Madi Yeddu Ninthu Mathe Order Madbeku




"Innondu Qwater"kodi Antha...!!

wish

'Bhoomi' emba 2 aksharadalli hutti,
'Jeeva' emba 2 akshara padedu,
'Vidye' emba 2 akshara kalitu,
'saavu' emba 2 akshara baruva tanaka,
'Sneha' emba 2 akshara mareyadiri. GM

Joke

Husband: Pakkada maneinda suthige iskondu baare.
Wife: avru kodalvante...
Husband: Entha jipunrappa nam jana, 'Hogli nam manede thagondu baa'. :)

Joke

Sardar: makkale nimagella enu beku? Makkalu: chocolate, car icecream beku pappa. Sardar: en bevarsi makklo bere amma beku antha kelokaaglilva?..!!

Joke

Gunda: devere, 1 bag thumba duddu, 1 kelsa, 1 vehicle, adra thumba hudgiru sigo haage madappa. nDevru: thatastu neenu “bus conductor” agu

wish

Heart change madbedi,
SIMCARD tara,
Friendship low madbedi,
BATTERY  tara,
Nenapu kadime  madkobedi,
BALANCE tara,
Yavaglu nan nenpiskoli
CHARGER tara. GM
JOKE:
Admissionge banda parents watchmen ge kelidru:
E college chennagidya?
adakkeWatchmen: Houdu thumba chennagide, naanu ille Engineering madiddu...:)