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KOGILE hadodu yake gotta ? Tanna jeevanada dukka mareyoke. NAVILU kuniyodu yake gotta ? Tanna jeevanada besara kaleyoke. JENU gunugutta rasa hirodu yake gotta ? Yellara bayi sihi madodakke. NANU msg kalisodu yake gotta ? Kelasa ella antaalla ... Nimma nenapu sada ide anta thilisoke. @g.m@ have a nice day

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Naguva manasu nimdu,

nagiso manasu nandu. msg odo abyasa nimdu, kaliso abyasa nandu. malagi nidrisuva aase nimdu, Yebbisi good morning helo ase nandu. @gud mrng@

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(~_~)Nenapina Kanasige

(~_~)Kanasina Maathige (~_~)Maathina Mohake (~_~)Mohada Preethige (~_~)Preethiya 'FRIEND' ge Na Heluve Munjaney shubodaya. G.m

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Sardarge conductor kelsa sikthu.

1 dina bus ful rash aithu swalpanu jaga irlilla. Aavaga Sardar:- "right right.... Nanu next busge bartene" Gud evening

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"HUTTU" nammadalla

"SAAVU" nammadalla "BHOMI" nammadalla ee "PRAKRUTI" nammadalla AADRE nammadu anta namma jote irodu kevala "NAMBIKE-SNEHA"gn

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Hoovenantha manasu chinnadantha guna muthinantha maathu Aathmiyathe thumbida HRUDAYA Yavaglu nimmadagirali Aa hrudayadali nanna "NENAPIGE" putta jagavirali:Gn

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Solle kaata thalalarade sardar manchada kelge malgidda.

Aaga allige banda 1minchu hulana nodi Solle andkondu helida ayyo papi.! batery tagondu illigu bandya.Gn

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Appa: Ondu kaala ittu, hattu rupai tagondu hogi dinasi, haalu, mosaru yella tarta idvi

Maga: Ega adella nadeyolla, yella angadilu camera hakirtare...;

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Bayasiddu Sigalla.....

Sikkaddu ishtavagalla..... ishtavagiddu Jotegirolla..... Jotegidru Namage Kushi Kodolla..... ide Nijavada jivana..... Alva..? Gn

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Andhakaara ellellu eralu. nimmannu katthalu aavarisiralu. devarannu smarisi aathanalla belaku needuvanthe prarthisi.matthe prarthisi estella maadiyu belaku baarade katthalu hage ulididdare koodale carent bill katbidi.

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Male baruvudarinda aguva upayoga 1.antharjaala hecchala. 2. Vyavasaayakke anukula. 3.koneyadagi bharatha cricket thandavannu solininda ulisuvudu.

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HEEGU UNTE

2012 kke pralaya agutte janru saytare adaru nammalli kaduva katta kadeya prashne... nammellara "Tithi " madvavaru yaru..? Yaru.?Yaru..?

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Hudugaru

Preethigaagi, hudugiyara hesaralli "Thaj mahal" "Aramane" kattisthare . Hudugiru, hudugara Preethigaagi 1 'BAR' aadru kattisabarde..? en anthira?

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Gunda: Docter,

Nange Uta Aadmele Hasivu Aagalla, Malagi Yedmele Nidre Baralla.. Yenmadodu..? Docter:Raatri yeddu Bisilalli Kutko Sari Aagatte..!:* Good 9t...

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Suka iddre Jagattu Sundara Ansute, Dukka idre Jagattu besara Anisute, Jivanadalli "HRUDAYAKE" hatiravadavaru illadidre Nirina Hani Kooda Visha ansutte....?

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ERUVE: guru naale

ninna chaddi beku.. AANE: Sisya nan chaddi ninage agodilla bidu.. ERUVE: illa macha naale nan magala madve ide "SHAMIYAANA" haakabeku..gn

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Conductor:Ticket thagolo.

Boy:Munde thagondidare. C:Yaaru thagondilla B:hagadre hinde thagondidare C:yaaru thagondilla B:mathe nan matra yake thagobeku? GN

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Ajja: Lo gunda nin teacher barthidare bachitko! Gunda: modalu nin bachitko! Ajja: yako gunda?

Gunda: nin satthiddiya antha1 week schoolge raja hakiddini.

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INCOME TAX OFFICER-

nagatha iddha. CLERK-yenaithu sir? OFICER-mallika sharawat file nodtha iddini. battene hakalla avlu. LAUNDRY CHARGE 10 laksa torsiddale

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Exam Pass adre

Meshtru: Nan Shishya alva, Amma: Chamundi Krupe, Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane. Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona. But Fail adre: Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Chyeste Mundedu, Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu, Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva, Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona. That is friendship.!

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Nimma Suka, Santhosha galu petrol Rate nante hechhaguttale irali.

Nimma Kasta, Nastagalu Deve Gowdana Thale Koodalenanthe kadime aguttale irali.

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TEACHER:Nin classmets yelru saryada timege classge bandare. ninobba yak letu?

GUNDA: gumpagi barodu kurigalu sir. SIMHA yavaglu singalage borodu.

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PARENTS : Namma hudugige enu tinnada kudiyada yava abhyasagalu illada HUDUGA BEKU.

BROKER : Nimage anta huduga HOSPITALna ICU emergency wardnalli siktane!

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Preeti jeevanada modalane puta.

Savu jeevanada koneya puta. One difference enu andre "Savu"ellarigu siguthe. But "preeti"ellarigu sigolla.. H@py valentines day

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Heart kannige helithu,

nododu kadime madu, yakandre neenu nodidru novu anubhavisodu nanu. Kannu heartge helithu, jasthi neneskobeda, matthe alodu nane.,ge

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ಭಾವನೆಗಳುಬರಿದಾದಾಗ ಕಲ್ಪನೆ ಕಲ್ಲಾದಾಗ ಕನಸೆಲ್ಲಚೂರಾದಾಗ ಕಣ್ಣೀರು ಹರಿಸಿತ್ತು ಪ್ರೀತಿ.ಆದರೆ ನೊಂದ ಮನಸ್ಸಿನೊಂದಿಗೆ ಸ್ಪಂದಿಸಿ ಕಣ್ಣೀರ ಓರೆಸಿತ್ತು ಸ್ನೇಹ.

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CHINNA Sikkithendu BELLIya Mareyabedi "HOOVU" baditendu"GIDA" kadiyabedi.

Kelavomme Hosa friends sikkidru antha e"bada friend na" mareyabedi Δ GOOD EVeNING

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Yashassina kade hejje iduwaga

hinde thirugi nodabaradu. Aadare! Yashassu galisida nantara nadedu banda haadiyannu Mareyabaradu. That is life.....

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Husbnd: le innu adige agilwa?

na hotelge hogtini nodu. Wef: 10 nimsha iri. Hus: ho 10 nimshake aduge madtiya? Wif: illa naanu dress madkondu bartini. Gn

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Boy:I love u

Girl:ILU too,But varadaxine vishaya tegiyalla alva ninu. Boy:Neenenu chinthe madbeda dear varadaxine yenu.,maduve vishayane tegiyalla!!!

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Teacher:Wht's ur name?

Student: My name is Nageshwar laxman yakkundi Teacher: It's too long. Make it short & sweet Student: "na_la_yak"!! GN . . . . SD

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Vishwakke beku "SURYA" suryanige beku "BHOOMI" bhoomige beku "JEEVA" jeevakke baku "PREETHI" preethige beku "SNEHA"snehakke beku "NIMMANHTA Frend" G..m