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Joke

music teacher:gunda ninige yava musical instrument tumba ishta

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gunda;- school bell madam...

SUNAMI Aleyalli Thanna Hetthavrna Kalkonda magu Samudrada Munde Kuthu Helithu "Ninu Saavira Saari Bandu Nanna Paada Muttidru Nanu Ninna Kshamisolla"
What a feel......!! Gud mrng

Kavana

Jivanadalli preethi, sneha, bandhu, balaga idella bari namma yochne aste,
adre yara manasalli olle nenpagi irthevo avare namma athmiyaru....gm

kavana

Yavattho Ondina nanilla antha gotthadaga..
Nimma Kanninalli Ondu ani kanniru bandre, ade
nanna nimma Pavithra Snehakke nivu kodo athi dodda koduge. Gm

Joke

TEACHER :Ninna class mets yellaru sariyada timege classge bandare ninyako letu?
GUNDA:gumpagi barodu kurigalu sir 'SIMHA yavaglu singallage barodhu.gm

Tease

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E katte nimda?
Nimdu allandre hage munde kalisi yarige msg free illvo avru saaktare..Gn

Joke

4 boys on bike!
Police: Triple riding is banned, mathe nivu nalak jana?
Boy shocked, looks behind & says,
Lo nan makla, innoba yel bidno, Nodro..! Gn

Joke

Appa : Lo gunda rathri light hakond malgbeda
bill jasti barutte, aayta..
Gunda : Aaytappa.
In the morning..
Appa : Lo gunda yako rathri light on
madidde..
Gunda : Appa nammane light hakidre bill jasti
barutte anta pakkadmane bulb kadkondband
hakidde. gn

kavana

MODAGALU:
kereya neeru ingihogi
janara kanasu kargihogi
maleya surisade neevu
elli hodiri neevu,

jeevajalavu battuthiralu
nelada kaavu hechutiralu
bhuviya thanisade neevu
elli hodiri neevu

maragalonagi nintive
janara gantalonagive
hahakara barade neevu
elli hodiri neevu

jeevaraashige tampaneredu
bhootayi hasiru mudidu,
nodalu prakrutiya e avatara
torabarade modagale nim chamatkara.
                                                       :kumar

joke

SARDAR: Nam Ajja
Yuddadalli 50 Janara
Kaalu  & Kai  Kadiddidaru...

Gunda: Tale Yaake
Tegililla...?

SARDAR: Adannu Yaaro
Modale Kadididranthe....,, Gm

kavana

e munjane modagalu
mare madi suryana
tadehididaru kiranagala
belakigilla bandhana
haage belagutirali
ninna ee dina... shubadina

kavana

Suttuthiruva Ea Bhumiyalli.
Satthu Hoguvavaru  Navella.
Thandilla Enannu Kondoyyuvudilla Yavudannu
Iddastu Dina Galisabeku Saavillada Snehavannu.    Gm