Friday, June 3, 2011

Joke

Conductor:Yako nanu 3sala visil hodedru bus nillista illa?

Driver:Nan magane, illi nanu break hodedrene bus nilta illa, innu nan nin visilge nillutta?!!
GNSD

Joke

Yaro Bareda Msg Yar Yaro Odhi

Yar Yarigo Frwrd Madi
Yar Yaro delete
Madi
Yar Yarigo Kalsi
Yar Yarigo Parichaya Aagi
Yar Yarigo Sneha Aagi
Yar Yaro PREETHI Madi
Yar Yarno Ond Madi Yar Yaranno Bere Bere Mado
Yar Yarigo
Jagala Madiso
Ee MSG
Yaru Kalisiddu
Anta Tale Kedskobedi
NANANTHU ALLA.gm

Joke

1 Putta prema kavana:

Mathadi Mathadi Phone Nalli Mathadi!
Mathadi Mathadi Phone Nalli Mathadi!!
Lover Kaikottaga Maradalli Nethadi!!
Ha ha haa..:-)

Wish

Jeevana anno dariyali nimma santhosha anno deepa belagali,aa belaku sneha anno darige belakagi kushi tarali, aa kushi shashvathavagi nimagirali. G.M

Joke

Hubli Joke:

BOY-I luv U le..!
Girl-Jhaadsi Vadhye Andra Bijapur Olag Hog Beelti Magna..!
Boy-Swalpa Hagur Vadhi va,Nang Bagalkotdag Swalp Kelsa Aiti.

Joke

Teacher-lo gunda india ge swathantra 12 gantege banthu is it right or wrong.

gunda:-sorry madam nanu 10 gantege malgibittidde..:) GØØD MORNING....

Wish

Ondu"Hoo" Helithu I love U Antha. Ondu"Nagu" Helithu I like U Antha. Ondu"Ring" Helithu I marry U Antha. But Nana"msg" Helithu Nimage GM antha.

Wish

Huttuvaga "Amma" aluvaga "amma" naguvaga "amma" biddaga "amma" navu yelliddaru yavagalu jothe erthare"amma" kaarana avarindale sikkide namma "januma"Gn

Wish

Preeti jivanada modalane puta.

Savu jivanada koneya puta.
One difference enu andre
"Savu" ellarigu
barute .
But
"preeti" ellarigu sigolla........gn

Wish

Nago Kannugal Hinde Kanniru irutte Kopisuva Kannugal Hinde Priti irutte Geluvina Kannugal Hinde Parishrama irutte, E msg Hinde Nimm Nenapu Sada Erutte.. Gm

Joke

Boy : istu sundaravagiddiyalla enu hakondu snana madthiya?

Girl : naanu.... baagilu hakondu snana madthini

Tease

MAGIC:

Ondu glass thampu nirannu thegolli matthu adannu nimma pakkadali iddavara thale mele haaki
ee thampu niru avarannu bisi madutthe...!try it.. G n.

Joke

Ondsala sardarna radio kettu Hoyitu..

Aga sardar radio Bicchida..
Adaralli ondu GIRALE sattittu..
Aga sardar Helida?..
"OH MY GOD SINGER IS DEAD".

Wish

"Sowndaryada bagge kanasu kanbedi, adu nimma badukannu haalumadutthe. Badukina bagge kanasu kani nimma jeevanadalli sowndarya thorisutte

Tease

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yest nodedru aste nan thara frnd sigalla bidi.:) so never MISS ME.
gud m.

Wish

Preeti ondu

gulabi.
Aritu muttidare
hoove,
maretu muttidare
mullu,
so...
Mosa madi preeti
madi ok, but
preeti madi mosa
madabedi
%good morning%

Wish

Namaskara Namaskara Namaskara

Nivu nodthirudu
Nimma nechina
Nimma prithiya
Nimmade aada
"DABBA MOBILE"
Nalli Nanna sweet SMS

Wish

"Nenapu bari mathinalli edre mareyalu sulaba"... Aadre, "Nenapu hrudayadallidre mareyalu kasta".... So, u r always in my heart forever...gud mrng dr:-)

Joke

Maduvege banda hiriyaru hakutiddaru akki kaalu..,

Wa wa wa wa....
Alle idda padde hudugaru hakutiddaru hakkige kaalu..,
Wa wa wa wa...

Joke

Appa: Lo magne eddelu gante 10aytu vivekanandru yan helidare heli eddeli anta helliva. . maga: Avru helirodu Sari appa adre timings helilla.....

Wish

Galiskond mele artha agodu "GOURAVA",

uliskond mele artha agodu "NAMBIKE",
Kalkondu mele artha agodu "PREETHI"
Thilkondu mele artha agodu "SNEHA"...@

Wish

"Hoovina" jeevana gidaddalli"

"chandrana" jeevana "aakashadalli"
"srimantara" jeevana
"duddinalli"
"snehitara" jeevana
putta "sms" nalli.

Joke

Teacher : yako marks card nalli marks tiddidiya ? Student: Neeve helidralla Namma Tappanna Nave Tidkobeku anta .,ADAKKE.

Joke

Srd: Nanu mundina tinglu Varadakshineya virudda chaluvali madteni.

Gunda: E
tingalalle madu. Srd: E tinglu nan Maduve ide Next tinglu nan tangi madve ide.

Joke

Girl:1 Sundaravada Kavana helu?

Boy:Ninna Nodidaga Naanu nanne marethe
Girl:super kano Amele?
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Boy:Nin Tangina Nodidaga Na Ninne Marethe..!gn

Joke

Gundanige 25 jana maklu.

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Timma: family planning navru manege barlilva?
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Gunda: bandidru, Anganvadi ankondu vapas hodru.!!gm

Wish

Ondu putta hrudaya. nooraru snehitaru. ellarannu vishwasadinda kaanuva dodda manassu . Aa manassige nanna e manasu heluttide

.SHUBHODAYA.

Puzzle

Challenge 4u

Anna tangi schoolge hoguvaga ondu vastu kelage billute. kelage bidda vastu mattu avaribar hesaru same? Brain power iddare answer madi.

Ans: Suryakaanthi

Wish

Naanu ninnanne nenedu kuthidde.., a kushiyalli nanna kanninda 1 drop kanniru bittu.. Naanu kannirannu kelide, yaake horatogtiya antha? Adakke kanniru heltu nin kannalli nin SWEET FREIND thumbiruvaga nangelli jaaga..

Joke

Nimage free iddhaga yavatthadaru namma manege banni .. ..

Nimage namma maneyalli, Coldrink,
Chicken, Briyani, Alu Panneer,
Gulab Jamun, ICEcream,
Badham juice, Chikku juce,
kalmi kabab,
Tanduri chicken,
Ivelladhara,
Photo Thoristeeni.
Barthira.... Thane. .:-P

Joke

Shilpi kallannu kuttidare adu"KALE".. Shilpi kallannu kuttidare adu"KALE"

Wah! Wah! Ade
kallininda shilpiyannu kuttidare adu"KOLE" wah..!..wah.

Joke

1000 rupaige yen thagondru 1 watch free..!

Next day angadiyalli galate..
Why?
Sardarji 1000 rupaige chillare thagonda.,
watch free bekanthe.!
Good night

Joke

Techar: e aplication form ge yara photo antisiddiya?

Gunda: nam bhavandu.
Techar: yake?
Sardar: Form nalli kelidare nim bhava chitra antisi antha.. good m

Wish

Naguve Jeevanada PALLAVI Aagali.

Mamateye Jeevanada USIRAGALI.
Munde Baruva yella Dinagalu,
Nimma Baalina NANDA DEEPAVAGALI.
G .M

wish

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Yen muka Nodthira?
"Good Night" heli Ba Antha Namm Boss AVRU
kalisidru adake bande aste...

joke

Swargadalli Rambha,

Urvashi
dance madtha idru..
Veerapan
&
others
watching
& enjoying.
But,
Dr.Rajkumar
sitting & thinking
"che,
kannu yakadru
daana madidno.."

wish

Nimma Huvinanta Manasalli Sneha Anno Jenu Sada Irali,

Swargakintalu Migilada Nim HrudayadalliNanna Preetiya Snehake Putta Jagavirali.

wish

Surya Malgidare Kathalaguthe..

Chandra Malagidare Belakaguthe..
Aadre..
Nan Malagidare?
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NIDDE BARUTHE..
Aste !i!l
Nivu try Madi.:)
~Gud 9t

joke

Son:Appa GULABI gida nettu 3 week adru BERU bitte Ella.

Appa:Adu ninage hege gottu?
Son:Adannu nanu DINA KITTHU nodtha iddene..! GM

joke

Sardar1-Exam time alli nan maglu TV,phone,computer, Yavdannu muttalla gotta.!

sardar2-Ayyo..! Aden maha, nan maga Bukke muttalla!

joke

Appa:Ninne ratri roomali en madta Idde.

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Maga:Odutta Idde appa
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Appa:mate light kanista Irlila
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Maga:Odo intrestali light hakode maretu bitte appa.

joke

Son:appa illi baa mom:magu appanna hagella karibardu maryadeyinda karibeku thilitha son:appa maryadeyinda illi baa...

joke

Boy:

Priye, nanu
ninagoskara
hetthavaranne
bittu bande
Gotta..!
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Girl: Nanu
Aste kano,
.
Ninagoskara
chinnadanta nan 2
makkalanne
bittu bande.. gotha

wish

Huvu yavagalu nagutirabeku. Hrudaya yavaglu midiyutirabeku. Gadiyara yavagalu tirugutirabeku hage nimma jeevanadalli "NAGU" Sada minugutirabeku.. G.m have a nice day

wish

Naguvemba pushpakke nirredavanu NEENE:-)

Naguvanu kalisidavanu NEENE :-)
Naguvige anda kothavanu NEENE :-)
Nagu mudada nanni mogadali endendigu nagu mudisuva GELEYA NEENE:-)

wish

Savira nadigalige sagara sangama

Aa sagarada madilali alegala sambrama
Savira taaregalige naguve chandrama
Aa chandrana
naguvigintha sundara nimma e Geletana. GOOD NIGHT. SWEET DREAMS.

wish

"Jyothi yavude

irali Belaku mukhya"
"Preethi yavude irali
manasu mukhya"
"Jaathi yavude irali
manaviyate mukhya"
"SNEHA yarade irali
guna mukhya"
Gm

wish

Maralinalli bareda aksharavannu hariyuva niru alisabahudu. adre Manasinalli moodibanda snehavannu yarindalu alisalagadu. that is "friendship".

Gm hv flwrful day

tease

Tchr-Yav Govt deptmentanalli mahileyaru work maduvudilla?

Student-Agni shamaka Dala
Tchr-Adu hege?
Student-Avarige benki hachhodu gottu Aarisodu gottilla:-):-):-):)

kavana

Mathadokke saavira iddharu kelavomme mathadak aagade hoguthe.

Aaa novina hesare
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Hallu novu..
Nimma toothpaste nalli uppu idhiya?

joke

Teacher : gunda bhoomigu chandranigu henu sambanda gunda : sir anna thangi sambanda teacher : hege gunda : bhoomige thayi anthivi chandranige mama anthivi sir.

wish

..Jeevanadalli yavattu geluvanne padeyokagalla.

Adare solu yavattu jeevanavalla....
Adre...
Solu barade yavattu jeevana gellodilla...
Gud mg...:)